It's been so hot lately people have literally been throwing their heaters out onto the street, as if items that simply represent the notion of heat or warmth are too much for them to bear. Toasters have been banished, kettles shunned, fireplaces stopped up, ovens forsaken and hot-water bottles exiled.
I found this heater discarded on the street - I guess the owners tossed it out the window a day or so ago when the historic heat-wave was at its hottest.
The heater boasts:
• Patented SCHWARZ heating element heats faster than conventional screened elements
• Greater heat transfer = more efficient
• Silent convection heat
• Electonmechanical thermostat maintains the desired temperature level
• Wall mountable
• Overheat protection
• Silent convection heat
And they just couldn't take having these features in their house any more.
3 comments:
I'm with the people on this one, throw out those intolerable heaters. Of course, in winter we may have to survive by setting fire to our air conditioners.
Pick it up, pick it up, PICK IT UP!!! did I not teach you anything!
Ach. It doesn't really matter - we're all doomed in the Great Appliance Uprising of 2017 anyway.
Pick it up!? Really? I suppose I can store it in the shed with all the Christmas Tree cadavers I've been collecting!
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