(Click for larger, it's worth it)To quote Han Solo: "I feel terrible". Granted, I haven't been tortured in order to lure someone into a nefarious plot, but I do have a head-cold and I'm feeling sorry for myself and loved ones, who are sharing in the aforementioned head-cold. Inconvenient to say the least. In times like these (workloads permitting) I think it's helpful to reflect on the true nature of the universe.
Here's something to consider. Perhaps it's my state of mind, but this stuff seems to make more sense when you're gurgling along in your own phlegm. What a word. Phlegm.
"Yuurrghmk... *SPLET*".